Dette må være en slags spøk: FairDeal Homeopathy can be used to treat any self-limiting condition. Examples include non-specific aches and pains, mild headache, unlikely allergies and intolerances, implausible phobias, vague nausea, surprising bruises, UDIs and most other conditions for which your GP may find difficult to give you an instant cure. I’m actually ill […]
Dette må være en slags spøk:
FairDeal Homeopathy can be used to treat any self-limiting condition. Examples include non-specific aches and pains, mild headache, unlikely allergies and intolerances, implausible phobias, vague nausea, surprising bruises, UDIs and most other conditions for which your GP may find difficult to give you an instant cure.
I’m actually ill – can FairDeal Homeopathy help me?
Go to your doctor immediately. Fairdeal Homeopathy will not be able to cure you. However, the placebo effect generated by taking FairDeal Homeopathic products may reduce the unpleasantness of some of the symptoms. Homeopathy of any sort is not a substitute for evidence-based medicine and proper medical opinion.
Resten av teksten går i samme lei. Min favoritt er nok fotnotene til «effektiv», «behandle» og «forskjellige problemer»:
*Guaranteed as effective as all other homeopathic remedies.
**»Treat» in no way implies «cure».
†Requires belief
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(Via Bad Science miniblog.)